Aahhh love you guyssh…

If you suddenly find yourself impaired by alcohol, prevent any social awkwardness by informing all those present that you profoundly love them, and that you never get this drunk.

Once you get married and have kids, stop drinking tons of whiskey and switch to drinking tons of wine.

Sure, you may think these are obvious life lessons, but amazingly not everyone knows these things. That’s why you need to check out The Onion – Drinking Responsibly During The Holidays.

[ via Bill ]

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2 Responses to Aahhh love you guyssh…

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Actually, I switched to egg nog and spiced rum for the holidays. Tastes good and good for you!
    (OK, not so good for the waistline, but what is during the holidays? That’s what January is for!)

  2. domino says:

    I stick to my daddy’s little helper, Xanax!

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