Ah, precious humidity. How I missed thee!

Hello lumpkins. Didya miss me?

Apparently not, considering the tidal wave of concern for my whereabouts that didn’t flood my inbox. But no matter. I am returned safe and sound from the wilds of The Meadows (“Las Vegas” to my Hispanic friends), where I spent a week standing around in dress shoes and urging people who were otherwise occupied with loading up shopping bags full of free candy, tobacco and beer to buy accounting software. They were so excited to drop that and come to our booth that most of them went running right past, poor dears.

In any case, I did get a chance to freeze my butt off at the Voodoo Cafe on the 55th floor of the Rio Hotel and to have a cheeseburger in paradise at Margaritaville, a home for the diehard parrot head. (If you are someone who merely “likes” Jimmy Buffett, you’ll go a little insane there). So, it wasn’t a total loss.

Well, I have to get back to catching up on my DVR watching. So, don’t expect another post for a week or so. Try not to suffer too badly, eh?

This entry was posted in Life, the Universe and Everything. Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to Ah, precious humidity. How I missed thee!

  1. Ric the Schmuck says:

    Missed you terribly, and all that….

    Las Vegas is a different world. There is no other way to describe it. I went there in August, with 7000 others from my esteemed employer. Simply crazy. Frickin’ nutz.

    And hot? Your place in Florida ain’t got nuthin’ on hot compared to Las Vegas. I’ll stick to my snow shovel, used for 2 months or so, thank you very much.

    Welcome back, you!

  2. shelley ju says:

    I missed you horribly. I was too busy crying in heaving sobs to my therapist about it to flood your inbox, however, but I’m crushed that you thought I didn’t care. Thank heavens you’re back! I’m making another appointment with my shrink to discuss this latest development. More later ….

  3. Sgt.Grump says:


    The natives are veeerrrrrryyyy restless!

  4. Karan says:

    I missed you so much, I took up knitting.

    When Leonard and I were in LV we went to Margaritaville, which had the best margaritas in town…not like those yard high kool-aid versions you get elsewhere. We froze there too but seriously enjoyed the hamburgers.

  5. Menace says:

    Yes…we missed you!! It’s about dang time you’re back! Welcome back. Now does as the nice Grump says…

  6. domino says:

    You were gone? Oh. Well I sure missed ya.

  7. while you were gone, i underwent the final stages of my transformation. you will now call me ‘Vampira.’

    *hisses, bares fangs*

    i vont to suck your bloood! *fangs*

Comments are closed.