All your badgers…

Whenever I am feeling stressed (and I can’t find the Doom Song), I turn to my old friends, the Badgers to make it all right.

You can never have enough badgers, I always say–except on the occasions when I say, “Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers.” But those are relatively rare. To prove the point, Grump found me a whole page of badger stuff. I am especially fond of Banana Phone, right now. And there’s even one for Monsieur Yates.

Yet, somehow, when The Wave Magazine came up with its list of The 10 Best Internet Fads, it was badger-less. Yes, you heard me. No badgers! What self-respecting list leaves off the badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers… ahem! Sorry about that.

It’s a travesty of justice! An incredible insult! Perhaps even a clerical error!

It’s bad enough they didn’t put All Your Base as number one, but I think their list is a bit limited. I mean, where’s Yatta? Weebl & Bob? Peanut Butter Jelly Time? Strongbad? Gollum Rap? The Insanity Test? Punk Kittens? Bilbo Baggins? Or MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER?

Are there any others I’m not thinking of? Leave me a comment with your favorite stress-relieving insanity, and I promise not to make fun of your taste in humor. *snicker*

p.s. My wife doesn’t understand the Badgers. She will be left behind when the Rapture comes.

p.p.s. Grizzly Adams told me to make this post.

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13 Responses to All your badgers…

  1. theresa says:

    Don’t forget the Wheeeeeee Squirrel! (

  2. Brian says:

    They definitely missed a few obvious ones, and I can’t believe that “All Your Base” wasn’t Number One. There’s no way the Star Wars Kid is the top Internet fad.

    Mushroom! Mushroom!

  3. Solonor says:

    Verrry funny, kat. :p

    Grump wanted us not to forget!

  4. Les says:

    Dude, you’re taking a big risk in listing every single one of those in a single entry. You’re going to cause some poor SGGOMW newbie’s HEAD ASPLODE when they try to take all of those in at once.

    Me, I play it safe and have them broken up in several different entries across my blog.

  5. Solonor says:

    If your head don’t asplode at least once a week reading this blog, then I’m not doing it properly.

  6. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Won’t the monkey’s get jealous of all this badger-attention?

    I thought it was all about the monkeys.

    YOU said it was all about the monkeys.

    I’m going to bed now, shattered and disillusioned.

  7. Somewhat says:
    I saw this one today and thought of you.

  8. Pepperkat says:

    For all you Final Fantasy peeps:

    *click “Watch the Movie!!!”*

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