All your Vin Diesel are belong to us.

Looks like I don’t need Natalie anymore. My minimum daily requirement for sheer nonsense will now be met by… Random Vin Diesel Facts

The contents of Vin Diesel’s bellybutton include six Pogs, a 1987 Buick Skylark, and a Baldwin. Which Baldwin is it? We may never know.

He is saving all of his money so he can hire Christopher Lloyd to build him a time machine because he’d like to prevent the formation of The Monkees.

Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2×4’s and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.

Can’t. Stop. Hitting. Refresh.

Update: Wah. We broke it. Now, we’re gonna have to make up our own Vin Diesel facts. Ready? Go!

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10 Responses to All your Vin Diesel are belong to us.

  1. natalie says:

    What was your question again? Don’t bother asking, because Vin Diesel told me the answer, and it’s Vin fuckin’ Diesel.

  2. brandelion says:

    Vin Diesel and Venus are the only planets that rotate clockwise.

  3. AnnMarie says:

    Heyyy wicked! I love Vin Diesel. This stuff is hilarious.

  4. Karan says:


  5. shelley says:

    You crashed the site.

    ** sniff **

  6. zee says:

    oh hell no!

  7. Solonor says:

    We can do this!

    “Vin Diesel is stronger than dirt, tough on stains, and you’re soaking in him.”

  8. domino says:

    “Lord Vader,

    I hope you’re not disappointed in your reunion with your son, especially if he screams like a girl when you tell him the truth about your relationship.”

    Sorry, the Star Wars post is locked, and I really wanted to say how much I enjoyed the Darth Vader blog.

    Oh, and I don’t like Vin Diesel.

  9. Solonor says:

    That’s the worst Vin Diesel fact ever.

  10. domino says:

    If by “worst” you mean “best”…then thank you.

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