The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary
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[ Horked (don’t look that one up) from the Picklejuice and her Natalicious (look that one up) blog. ]
blog
n. a collective or quantitative noun for alco-pops.
“My man, that’s a whole blog of alco-pops!”
Yeah, that’s about right.
Heh! I love it!
tj
n. an old-school term for buttocks.
“What’s with the tj, homie?”
so, kiss my tj.
annessa
adj. crude but not sexy.
“Someone dosed her drink and now she’s annessa.”
I’m not sexy! *cries* TJ gets the cool one, that’s not fair.
I want a new name.
Well, how about just ‘nessa’, then?
nessa
n. someone who has a different person every week.
“Want me to have sex with that nessa, Jesse?”
Wait, is that good?
Busy Mom -“to be in a sexual relationship” hmm…
Ric the Schmuck
v. (vulgar) to shout at someone.
“We should Ric the Schmuck, bud.”
probably better than the actual translation of schmuck, I guess 🙂
kat
n. an enviable piercing.
“That kat is so enviable!”
bwahahahaha! oh man. 😀
psycho dad
n. someone who flaunts gold.
“Jesse, check out that psycho dad’s gold!”
Hmmm… That would have come in useful when I wasn’t married. Would have made being a male Nessa quite a bit easier. 🙂
etherian
n. a sexy knife.
“Check out her etherian – let’s dance with it!”
cool!
sunidesus
n. a miserable or high-quality burger.
“Jackie! Gimme a sunidesus!”
Heh, that’s goofy.
Bling Bling
Some days its’ all about the bling bling. munin n. drugs, but also a secret code-word for cigarettes. “You have…
Back away, dude
Check out The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary and see what other slang definitions you can come up with 😉 Here’re mine: Nicole Lee interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away. “You’d better Nicole Lee, Brian.” Nicole v….