April Referrer Madness

You all must realize by now that I am a stubborn stat freak who won’t let go of an idea until it’s been beaten into the ground no matter how annoying it gets. So, since it’s month-end, it must be time for the:

Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window

This month, in honor of the X2 and Matrix releases, we reveal the superheroic origins of each of the offending blogs (click each hero name for a pic of them in costume).


  1. The Gamer’s Nook – After being bitten by a radioactive moose, mild-mannered Scott Baron was transformed into Baron Von Blogiverse!
  2. Ain’t Too Proud to Blog – When a freak thunderstorm struck the St. Pete Times Forum durning her audition to be a Lightning Ice Girl, Robyn was transformed into The Tampa Bay Lightning!
  3. The AlteredBlog – The result of an experiment to fuse the power of an hurricane with the power of cheese… Behold! It’s Altered Man!
  4. Inside Gretchen’s Head – Once meek and shy, Iowa farm girl, Gretchen Pirillo, has been transformed by the harsh streets of San Francisco into The Dark Mistress of the Blogiverse!
  5. .em – Strange visitor from another planet, it’s Space Bran!
  6. A Small Victory – Adopted by monks, she learned arts both mystic and martial. Queen Katana!
  7. Gnome-Girl – Soaring through the California skies, it’s the Avenging Angel, baybee!
  8. The Mighty Geek – Master of the mystical arts, it’s The Mighty Geek!
  9. Kiss My Blog – Once a spy for the CIA, when an enemy agent slipped a mysterious chemical into her Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Dania transformed into Danger Girl!
  10. Shattered Buddha – Wielder of the secret flame of the ancients, Dragonleg seeks out evildoers wherever they hide!
  11. Linkmeister – Powered by the Hawaiian sun, Linkmeister patrols the Pacific as Captain Mahalo!
  12. The .NET Guy – When Bill Gates launched his top secret project to create an army of super soldiers, little did he realize that one of them would escape to fight for justice. Dot NET Guy!
  13. IMAO – Recruited into the dark world of simian hitmen at the tender age of 12, young Frank J became The Monkey Assassin!
  14. bigSimon – Don’t make Big Simon angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.
  15. Dandelion Wine – Giving book burners a taste of their own: Farenheit 451!
  16. Brian Kane Online – Staunch fighter for truth, justice and the American Way, mild-mannered Brian Kane is really, The Super Patriot!
  17. Anything But Ordinary – The fusion of (wo)man and machine, she is CyborGrrl!
  18. FlaBlog – Tired of having sand kicked in his face at Daytona Beach, Mark Lane has become the Ninja Liberal!
  19. Billegible – By day, she’s a simple doc nerd, but at night… Oh Canada!
  20. WHUZZUP! – He shoots his stinging projectiles with the accuracy of a drunken chipmunk. He is Poison Arrow!

With much thanks to the Hero Machine

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23 Responses to April Referrer Madness

  1. dragonleg says:

    Yeah, that looks like me, for sure. Thank you.
    Mom, Lester’s jerking around with me again…make him stop…

    p.s. We thank you kindly for the mention, bud..

  2. Kim says:

    Mild-mannered? Never.

  3. robyn says:

    If only my Lightning had actually struck last night…

  4. Scott says:

    Love the images, Lestah!

  5. Les says:

    Well shit. Had I known I’d get turned into a superhero I’d have artificially inflated my referer count here. 🙂

  6. Melissa says:

    Good heavens… When I was fused, did I lose all fashion sense? And why on Earth are my legs so huge compared to the rest of my body? Maybe because my tights contain all the hair that was shaved off my head?

    At least I have a cape. Alas, that is my only redeeming quality.


  7. simon says:

    Whoa… I’m PURPLE!

  8. michele says:

    I look….kinky.

  9. M. Lane says:

    Aw-right! ‘Cept I ditched the goatee years ago.
    Too cool.

  10. Damn! He made your list again! Darn that hubby of mine. I wanna know how he does it.

  11. Da Goddess says:

    Where the hell am I?

    Fine. I went and made my own! We’ll just see if you get to play with MY group of ultra-cool heroes.


  12. theresa says:

    I’m so hot, I’m on fire! Sweet! 😀

  13. gnome-girl says:

    ooh babeee I always wanted to be a super hero 🙂

    and much thanks for my new DVD 🙂 you are the bestest!!!!!!!!!!!


  14. Solonor says:

    Happy birthday, schweetie.

  15. Bill says:

    Oh DEAR.
    The funny thing is, a couple of friends of mine wrote and drew the original Canadian comic book heros – Northguard and Fleur-de-Lys!

  16. Linkmeister says:

    Purple? And BLOND? Last time I was blond I was four years old! And if only my musculature was that well developed!

  17. Brian says:

    Don’t Tread On Me.

  18. Brian says:

    (and obviously you’ve never met my REAL secret identity The BKOLiminator!)

  19. Dania says:

    Oh my goodness…were you bored? lmao

    I’ve always wanted to be a supah hero..heh

  20. I am a supah hero!

    Obviously Solonor was bored again and madehis top referrers into Super Heros. Yes this is the person who also found everyones first comments that they posted on his blog. I’m just glad I didn’t say anything like Gretchen *snicker* He…

  21. alright, how did you know I wear glasses? cheese with hurricane force. that could be mighty powerful.

  22. Gretchen says:

    Cooo-uull! 🙂 *whip-crack*

  23. Gnome-Girl says:

    tivo my life please……

    Today is the first day of the rest of my ORGANIZED life! Well ok that just may be stretching it…

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