Arrrgh! I Can’t Keep This Up!

Annessa doesn’t fight fair! She triple-timed me. Sadly, I must leave this battle, as I have work to do. So, I will leave you with a final salvo until tonight.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler are merging. The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

Q. How does a parrot escape from an airplane?
A. Via a parrot-chute!

Q. What do you get when you mate a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie-talkie.

Q. What do you call a missing parrot?
A. A polygon.

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid – the fine bird was finally his!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”

“Don’t worry”, said the Auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”

A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are, “Who is it?”

She takes the parrot home, but realizes that the bird’s color clashes with the living room. So she calls an interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.

When the decorator comes, the woman is out shopping. He knocks on the door, and the parrot says, “Who is it?”

The man says, “It’s the decorator.”

The parrot says, “Who is it?”

The man says, “It’s the decorator.”

The parrot says, “Who is it?”

The man says, “It’s the decorator!!!”

The parrot says, “Who is it?”

The man screams, “The decorator!” and gets so mad he starts jumping up and down, pops a blood vessel, and dies on the spot.

The lady comes home and finds a dead man lying on her front porch. She says,
“Oh my gosh…who is it?” and the parrot says . . .

. . . “It’s the decorator!”

Good night everybody! Drive safely!!