Author Archives: Solonor

Go, and never darken my towels again!

It is the policy of Solonor’s Ink Well™ that any and all communications with the author of this weblog become the sole property of Solonor’s Ink Well™ and its subsidiaries. The Management reserves the right to reprint any e-mails sent … Continue reading Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Gabriella!

Yvonne finally has her little girl. Congratulations! Continue reading

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Testing Meme Propagation In Blogspace: Add Your Blog!

This posting is a community experiment that tests how a meme, represented by this blog posting, spreads across blogspace, physical space and time. It will help to show how ideas travel across blogs in space and time and how blogs … Continue reading Continue reading

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In which the proprietor of the blog does his 14-year-old fanboy impression…

OMG! There is a Yahoo Group for The April Winchell Show! Wheee! [ Thanks to the Mighty Yog ] Continue reading

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I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Well the ones who bothered trying to guess the pictures that make up Solonor’s Five Pillars of Wise-ass Movie Comedy™ were dangerously close. So much so that I believe we are all a hive mind bent on assimilating you. (Relax. … Continue reading Continue reading

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The central message of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”.

Good grief! I came home, and Whiny was watching A Fish Called Wanda. It’s not one of the Top 5, but it’s in the Top 10. The guesses have been very close on the Top 5. I’ll give you the … Continue reading Continue reading

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What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?

I stumbled into yesterday’s movie when I turned on the TV. Coincidentally, today at lunch Sgt. Grump whips out his new DVD with the second pillar of movie comedy. If I didn’t believe in an all-loving deity before, I certainly … Continue reading Continue reading

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Four more years!

Why the hell am I up at 5:30 in the fricking A of M? Oh yeah. School starts today. It’s August 2nd fer crying out loud! Who’s bright idea was this? Continue reading

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Surely you can’t be serious?

There is nothing better for soothing a bruised inner child who just had a favorite player leave his baseball team (again) than a viewing of one of the movies that make up the five bedrocks of his lame sense of … Continue reading Continue reading

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Worst. Trade. Ever.

It’s official. I hate the Red Sox. Go Cubs. Continue reading

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