Without cool toys, my life is a meaningless void. With them, at least it’s a fun meaningless void.
I dare not reveal my source for the following software toy, as I am sure that the James Bond-like rush it gives me has to be immoral, if not illegal. But, picture if you will, having the ability to surf the web from inside Excel or Word or even Notepad. Suddenly, when you think a party-of-the-first-part sees your lazy party-of-the-second-part butt lusting after a new iPod on the Web, you just move your mouse off the window and voila! No more browser.
Then, once the danger has passed, you wave your magic wand and presto! Your monthly budget analysis morphs back into the Amazon.com catalog.
All of this magic can be found at Ghostzilla.com.
Wait for the phrase, “Oscar the Grouch has gone to bed.”
Reply, “Yes, have some cheese.”
And tell ’em Louie sent ya.