I have a weakness for these quizzes, even if I don’t post the results of many. However, when one is this simple (one question) and accurate…
Cancer Drinking style:
Cancer is a comfort drinker – and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can’t it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists – and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get “tired and emotional” (read: weepy when lubricated).
But there’s nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you’d be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.
Alcohoroscopes- what do the stars say about your drinking style
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[ via Crazy Tracy ]
Finally!
Justification for me!
Yay!
And of course, I’ll drink to that!
Go Scorpios! If I did drink, it sounds like I’d be a good drinker:
“Scorpio Drinking style: Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool — though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they’re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything — especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. ”