Arrrr! Looks like the bilge rats from the Imperial Fleet done shorn off our mizzen, mateys. Not only that, but thar be holes in the bow ye could sail a clipper through. We be takin’ on water and sinkin’ fast. All hands to the pumps, or there’ll be naught but the briney deep for your bed tonight. Arrrr!
This pathetic turn of events brought to you by Talk Like a Pirate Day.