Enough with the damned Piccaninnies!

Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with keeping up with my favourite daytime soaps, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is a magical flight from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am plotting and planning. I need a nap.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. The Piccaninnies say I have to!

This post brought to you by The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator and blithe (herself a Piccaninny of the ninniest sort). Now, if only this sounded like something I wouldn’t have written sans LBPG aid…

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4 Responses to Enough with the damned Piccaninnies!

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Actually, it does sound kinda-sorta like something you might write, if only after being inspired by something waaay to literary for me.

    Or maybe drunk.

  2. Ric The Schmuck says:

    er, “way TOO literary”


  3. bran says:

    it does sound kinda solonor-ish. kinda. i thought when i did it that it vaguely sounded like me, but maybe under the influence of Qualudes.

  4. bran says:

    i had to look up ‘Piccaninnies’, because i had no idea:

    piccaninny or esp US pickaninny
    pl -nies (Offensive) a small Black or Aboriginal child [perhaps from Portuguese pequenino tiny one]

    ..ooookay! now we know. 😛

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