Bill is my favorite Canadian. In context, that puts her somewhere just above Regis Philbin on the overall list. (Hey, I’ve already gotten a “Bite Me” from Michele and Statia today. I’m going for the trifecta.)
Anyhow, the poor baby’s been dreadfully sick this week, and it’s getting so bad that I feel guilty making fun of her. (Not that you could tell.) So, I think we need to find her germs a new home. I’m calling on all Bill’s minions to suggest someone more worthy for her assorted symptoms to inhabit (other than me).
I vote for Barbra Streisand. How about you?
I’m gonna say send em to the White House and speed up the process of getting ole Dubya outta there.
I vote for the chick who put a dead bat in a sandwich and gave it to a guy (who she didn’t know) as a “joke”. She’s due for some heavy bad germ karma.
I’d like to put them up someone’s ass. Someone who irks Bill beyond reason.
Oh I think she knows who.
(No, it’s not you Mr. Bite Me)
Michele is my hero. 😀
i’m with jason, send em to dubya…lol
W or P. Diddy get my votes.
Dear Jason D., although I concur with your sentiment to send the germs to the White House, it
would do no good. If Dubya was out of the picture, Dick Cheney would still be President.
Anna Nicole Smith. I cannot stand to see her on my TV anymore.
Michael Jackson.
MARTHA STEWERT! SHE SCARES THE LIVIN DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME!
The problem with sending the germs to martha is that she scares the shit out of them too – they won’t go near her!
Eh? I thought Regis Philbin was from, like, Queens or something. Have I been wrong?
I phrased it wrong. I meant, “If she’s the number one Canadian, that puts her at like 700,202 in the world–right above Regis.”
But I didn’t really mean it (don’t tell her that). I was just trying to get the third “bite me” of the day, which Michele contributed later. (2 from her in 1 day! I’m special.)
*sniff*
I got it, I knew he was being mean to me.
*waah*