Forgive me my faithlessness

Posted on May 5, 2004 by Solonor

Hail Yastrzemski
full of grace,
the Monstah is with you.

Blessed are you among Sox fans
and blessed is the fruit of your triple crown.

Holy Yaz, father of Sox,
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death.

There. That oughta help.

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4 Responses to Forgive me my faithlessness

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:
    May 5, 2004 at 9:24 pm

    Dominea dominea dominea….play ball!

  2. Christine says:
    May 6, 2004 at 1:13 am

    I think it helped. Sox won, and the Skankee Terror Alert is now back down to HIGH.

  3. Solonor says:
    May 6, 2004 at 6:18 am

    Well, the Sox won, but so did the Empire. The battle rages on.

  4. pippa says:
    May 7, 2004 at 9:55 am

    I’ll record Beanie doing the “NOMAH!” routine from SNL for ya… it’ll perk you up every time!

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