Fun With Trolls

Posted on January 6, 2003 by Solonor

Please note all comment trolls: The only one with power here is me.

I control the vertical.
I control the horizontal.

I can twist your words into a goo of syrupy adulation for me. Or I can simply add a tiny phrase to make you sound like a raving lunatic (bemuzikt).

Then I can ban your IP, so you can’t comment further.

BITE ME.

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6 Responses to Fun With Trolls

  1. Da Goddess says:
    January 7, 2003 at 4:34 am

    Does this mean I have to behave myself? No more flashing my tits at you? No more offers of blowjobs?

    Damn. You put such a damper on all my fun, hon.

  2. -e- says:
    January 7, 2003 at 7:13 am

    Aw damn, Solonor….
    Now ya fucked up, buddy.

  3. Solonor says:
    January 7, 2003 at 7:14 am

    I said TROLLS, not TROLLOPS! 😛

    Fawning devotion will always be welcome here… um, just in case, I have turned of HTML in the comments… What? Me? Chicken? Never!

  4. Scott says:
    January 7, 2003 at 8:15 am

    Heh. My own buttwipe from yesterday hasn’t returned yet, but I expect him shortly . . .

  5. Brian says:
    January 7, 2003 at 3:32 pm

    Hmmmm….I think you need some SFX to go along with this:

    http://www.briankaneonline.com/media/OuterLimits.mp3

  6. Solonor says:
    January 7, 2003 at 3:41 pm

    Thanks for pointing out that I got it backwards!

    We control the horizontal.
    We control the vertical.

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