George Bush is Sauron!

There’s a storm a-brewing.

No, not Charley. I’ve accepted Michele’s invitation to become a contributor over at The Command Post.

How could I resist? She wanted me to be their Tolkien-literal contributor! Cool, non? (I think she meant “Tolkien-literate” not “Tolkien-literal,” but those Bush supporters have a problem with grammar sometimes.)

Excuse me. I have to go beat up a little old lady for the last gallon of bottled water at Publix.

UPDATE: Token liberal?? Argh! What have I done?

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17 Responses to George Bush is Sauron!

  1. Brian says:

    You might as well turn the comments off on this blog right now, because you have just invited yourself into a whole heap o’ flamebait, my friend.

    (Better get your phone number unlisted, too. And maybe find out if there’s a Witness Protection Program for bloggers)

  2. Solonor says:

    Nah. If any whackos show up, I’ll just tell ’em to shove it.

  3. Solonor says:

    I mean other than the usual whackos around here, of course. ;p

  4. Ric The Schmuck says:

    phew, that’s a relief!

  5. Karan says:

    Represent us well…and good luck because Brian is right.

  6. Solonor says:

    Pah. Have faith. Trolls only hit people who don’t know how to handle them. As I overwhelm everyone with my great wit and natural charm, there will be an outpouring of love and support from all parties.

    I’m in deep shit, aren’t I?

  7. GeekMan says:

    Perfect! I was thinking of getting into the grave-digging profession and poke my eye if this isn’t the perfect opportunity.

    So, what do you want on your tombstone?

  8. Alan says:

    Thank God you’re on the team. We’re lucky to have you, and frankly, need many more of you (well, not you … I mean, there’s just one you, right … more left-leaning Command Post contributors, I mean).

    All candidates welcome: alan at commmand-post dot org.

    And welcome aboard, Sol.

  9. Scott says:

    You wouldn’t find me near that place — talk about a crowd of wingnut freaks. Not worth the agita.

  10. Solonor says:

    Jealous. ;p

    Go back to your Grateful Dead tour, ya long-haired hippy freak!

  11. kat says:

    Good luck to you over there. Just one question though.. What is the name of the next of kin to notify in the event of your death?
    Things get brutal over there and it gives me a headache.

  12. Rob..NC says:

    …welcome Solonor,so your`re a “lefty” uh,to bad sure hope you tread water;that ship is sinking….

  13. Solonor says:

    See what I mean? Grammar issues.

  14. Rob..NC says:


  15. Solonor says:

    French??? Traitor!

  16. Rob..NC says:

    ..hey now thats just aint fair calling me french is like ….hell that was great..later; stay safe ya`ll..

  17. Solonor says:

    Thanks, Rob. It’ll be heading up your way eventually. 🙂

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