Good grief, it’s almost time for VD!

With the next greeting-card-company-manufactured holiday nearly upon us, it’s time to consider who you’ll not be snubbing this Valentine’s Day. If I were one of those in the “snub him not” category, I couldn’t think of a better way to find out than by getting a bitterbot mini valentine.

From now until January 30, the incredibly talented (and bitter) Kat is offering up these mini Robot Valentine Cards as a free download. Just sign up on the mailing list, and on February 1, she will email the PDF doc (2.19 MB) to everyone on the list. Just in time to spread BitterBot VD goodness!

Of course, if you’re not having such good fortune in the love department, you might want to try out one of the following Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines (found at nef’s blog):

11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

7. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.

6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

5. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…

4. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.

3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?

2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine

1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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2 Responses to Good grief, it’s almost time for VD!

  1. Linkmeister says:

    Wait. Surely topping even the “Intel – AMD” disparity is the Mac – Windows one.

  2. bran says:

    Venereal Disease?

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