Her (watching me do dishes this morning): I’m sorry. I should have done those dishes yesterday.
Me: Bah! I should have done them two days ago. I see your guilt and raise you!
Her (grinning and walking off): O.K. You win.
So much for my poker skills…
If that *ever* works for me I will buy you a car.
However, on the flipside, every time she hits me for trying that trick I shall send you poo in the mail.
Now, EXCUSE ME, but why the big rush to wash dishes when you’re just gonna have to wash them in another couple of weeks anyway?
Never engage in a battle of guilt with a woman. That is the very definition of the fruitless endeavor. They always play to lose since losing is winning.
How Zen was that statement? Wow.
My sentiments exactly Dragonleg.
And Brian Peace, as Little Robbie would say:
“After Zen, come kickass” I don’t really get it without thinking but your comment reminded me of it…