Brought to you by my fellow 10-year-old, Busy Mom:
Pick the month you were born
Pick the day (number) you were born
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
Now type out the sentence you made using the answers below:
Pick the month you were born
January———-I kicked
February——–I loved
March————I punched
April—————I swam with
May—————I choked on
June—————I murdered
July—————-I did the Macarena with
August———–I had lunch with
September——I danced with
October———-I sang to
November——-I yelled at
December——-I ran over
Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
1—– –a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a Mexican
6——-a flamingo
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——my neighbor
11——my science teacher
12——a banana
13——a fireman
14——a stuffed animal
15——a goat
16——a pickle
17——a squirrel
18——a spoon
19——myself
20——a baseball bat
21——a ninja
22——a snowman
23——a noodle
24– —-your mom
25——a football player
26——my sister
27——my brother
28——an ipod
29——a permanent marker
30——a llama
31——a zombie
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———-because I’m very pretty.
Black———-because that’s how I play.
Pink————because I’m cool like that.
Red————-because the voices told me to.
Blue————because I can see the future.
Green———-because I love to boogie.
Purple———-because your mom’s cool.
Gray————because the voices in my head told me to.
Yellow———because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange———because I tripped over my house
Brown———-because I love my pillow.
Other———–because I’m a ninja.
None———–because I cant control myself
I did the Macarena with my neighbor because the voices in my head told me to.
I sang to a Mexican because I love to boogie.
… get back now.
I ran over my sister because that’s how I play.
I murdered a snowman because I can see the future.
Llama killer.
I sang to a squirrel because that’s how I play.
I punched a birdbath because that’s how I play.
“I punched my brother because the voices told me to.”
WOW! Just like it happened in real life!!
I ran over a Mexican because I’m very pretty.
Interesting.
I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I am very pretty….
see you in the baseball fields!!
i can’t play because it doesn’t have a choice for blue and white tie dye.
I did the Macarena with a permanent marker because that’s how I play. Yo.
I sang to a flamingo because the voices told me to.
Oh, and .
I swam with a baseball bat because I’m cool like that.
This is bizarre.
Ok…I changed my shirt.
I loved a banana because I’m a ninja.
Things about ninjas I never knew….
I swam with a baseball hat because I like to boogie.
Um yeah, that’s what I did…
I yelled at a fork because I’m very pretty.
Um. A fork in the road, perhaps?
I loved a stuffed animal because I’m very pretty.