It’s the most wonderful time to drink beer…

Hrm. I scoffed at the notion of a Christmas Carol Quiz (technically, it’s a “Holiday” carol quiz, as there is a Hanukkah song in there). How could anyone get anything wrong on one of those, sez I?

Stupid quiz. I missed two.

I think I prefer my own versions anyway. So nyah!

Up on the housetop, what the hell was that? It’s just Santa on his Arctic Cat!
Silver bells….what’s that smell?
Hark! Harold the Angel sings…
Oh, little town of Bethel, Maine…
Angels we have heard get high…
Jingle bells! Batman smells…
Joy to the squirrels! The nuts have come…

Or Sherri’s list of Christmas Carols for the Disturbed (“Santa Claus is coming to town…to get me!”).

And, of course, one of the best jokes from our Parrot Joke War from (oh my Lord!) three years ago.

We wish you a merry Christmas (and a gallon of beer).

[ via Busy Mom ]

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5 Responses to It’s the most wonderful time to drink beer…

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    A gallon of beer… {grinning}
    mama bear suprised me with a case of Sam Adams last night…. very timely.

    Ho ho ho, indeed!

  2. shelley ju says:

    I got 10 wrong. But I got the Hanukkah one right, thank goodness! (Eh, it was wicked easy. Even the goyim should get that one.)

    I’m obviously a crummy Christian, but I still wish you and the rest of the elves a very merry Christmas and the happiest of New Years!

  3. Karan says:

    I missed 9. Stupid Christmas.

  4. And to this, I shall now draw your attention to my post, which has a list of twisted carol versions, printed with permission from my favorite newspaper columnist.

    Happy Holidays:)

  5. dragonleg says:

    A gallon of beer? I am s-o-o there!

    Ooops, wait a minute… I am s-o-o here… in Missoula, Montana–where i live now– wishing Solonor, crazy Ric, and the rest of you folks a Merry Christmas and the very best for 2007.


    lee, A.K.A. dragonleg

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