A certain person used to come into the office and used to go to lunch with us and stuff. Now she’s all like, “I’m not going to work anymore” and “I think I’ll spend the afternoon at Borders” and junk.
Geez. You’d think she was unemployed or something…
Well, in case she’s looking to return to the world of the miserable, here are a few Job-Hunting Tips. My favorite being: Post your resume online. This will give it an air of authority and legitimacy that only the Internet can confer.
[ via Bill (who used to come around here and comment and stuff and junk) ]