MRS: Did you sleep well last night?
WHINY: No.
MRS: Does anything good ever happen to you?
WHINY: No, my life is a series of mediocre events.
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Damn that’s funny.
Damn that’s true
sad, oh so sad…
but then, you see, i didn’t sleep either.
pure mediocrity? sheer boredom? nuttin’ but drivel? poor Whiny…
he hasn’t discovered the secret secrets of complacent living in this mundane world.
perhaps it’s time we tell him the truth–earth just isn’t challenging him anymore. maybe it’s time…to ship him back to his home planet. (just a thought…)
Oh boy, the home planet.
Forgive the spelling, but “Koosbain” perhaps?
Hee hee hee hee
Ah yes… You see, bran, there is no need to reveal anything to Whiny about his extraterrestrial origins. We only need to remind him of the HOURS of stories he told us about his people (the Murdle-a-dops) and their struggles against the vicious Murdle-a-icks on the planet Koosbane.
(Yes, he watched too much Sesame Street.)
Well pluck my eyebrows and call me Lemony Snicket…that boy sounds just like a teenager!
BWAHAhahahahaha!
You’re going to kill us- just kill us.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
Yes, we remember hearing about Koosbane, where the apples are black, and the rivers are red (?), and that they had sent him here but didn’t know when they were going to call him back home.
I’m sure he is just loving this….
SO….
how did Pepperkat’s play turn out? ???
?????