Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?

So, my plan to bankrupt American dentistry by not using their services has finally come to an end after 41 years. I woke up Saturday morning with an horrendous toothache, and after a weekend of drug-induced stupor (as opposed to Jack Daniels-induced stupor), I went in to see what they recommend I do.

As I suspected, it was something along the lines of “hand me all your money, and I’ll make it stop hurting” (I think I heard him mutter “eventually” under his breath).

Tomorrow I get to call and make an appointment for Orin Scrivello, DDS, to yank out my toof.

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6 Responses to Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    They puttin’ you out with gas? Since I know how much you love them needles… and no needle, no novacaine. Yeowch!

  2. geeky says:

    Ouch! I feel your pain. I had several teeth pulled when I was younger, and I’m 2 for 2 on cavities in my most recent dentist visits. Bastards.

  3. Scott says:

    I, too, avoided for a VERY long time. The Jack Daniels trick helped me out one holiday weekend, too…

    Know what? Root canals are good — they get RID of the pain, if you have one. Tooth yanking passes quickly, too.

  4. Karan says:

    Get the gas. Always get the gas. Seriously…get the gas.

  5. CLD says:

    Dood, you need your toofs.

    Brush twice daily, floss, have Dr. Demento clean them every six months and you’ll be good to go.

    KEEP YOUR TEEF.

  6. Kris says:

    Avoiding check-ups doesn’t prevent disease. As the late Warren Zevon said, ”I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years.”

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