Lingerie Barbie

Mattel added a new doll to its line up of I Can Be, career-oriented Barbies. Yes, kids, it’s the new Lingerie Barbie!

Art Teacher Barbie stresses that “art education plays a vital role in your child’s creative and social development by strengthening self-image and overall academic performance as well as fostering an appreciation for cultural and ethnic diversity.”

Lingerie Barbie “exudes a flirtatious attitude in her heavenly merry widow bustier ensemble accented with intricate lace and matching peekaboo peignoir.”

I say we match up Serial Killer Ken with Art Teacher Barbie and Nerdy-Boy Ken with Lingerie Barbie…

[ Yet another sign of the Apocalypse from DiVERSiONZ ]

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2 Responses to Lingerie Barbie

  1. *ping*

    anybody who wants a ping, step up now and get em’ while they’re hot! and the first ping goes to…

  2. statia says:

    I’m glad she’s finally fessing up to being a hooker. She’s been every other profession. But that’s probably because she’s been discovered as being a tramp. Even in space!

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