Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday

I gotta stop blacking out so much. One day, I’m sitting in my comfy chair, not a care in the world. Then, *kapow!* I got two wives to support.

It’s getting hard to keep track of my blogger family… let’s see there’s my biological kids, Whiny and Pepperkat… my adopted daughters, Kat and Theresa… my separated-at-birth sister, Bran… my punch-in-the arm sister, Statia… my cousin, Dania… my concubine, Zuly

I need a better job.

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13 Responses to Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday

  1. GeekGrrl says:

    “What am I? Chopped Liver?” I thought I was your sister

    Pardon me. I’m going over to the corner to plan out revenge with the rest of my family

  2. GeekMan says:


    I don’t even rate as the crazy Uncle no one mentions at family reunions? Ungrateful whelp. That’s the last time I bring you to my Secret Hiding Place to play Show & Tell.

    Remember, it’s our little secret.

  3. theresa says:

    Speaking of adopted daughters… I need some money 🙂

  4. Solonor says:

    GeekGrrl: I thought of the Spork Posse, but but but… oh ta hell with it… I screwed up. Sorry Sistah!

    GeekMan: I was TRYING to keep it secret!

    Theresa: Stop spending it all on boys and beer and get back to your studies!!

  5. Jim S says:

    Mind?? nah… when you post something dopey, you should expect to get dopey responses….

    sure has been amusing, though.

  6. Ric The Schmuck says:

    It’s times like these that I’m glad I only lived with you, not actually getting indoctrinated (sp?) into “the family”…. 🙂

  7. Elizabeth says:

    You oughta think about passing out programs at the family reunion for people to keep everyone straight.

  8. Christine says:

    Yeah! What GeekGrrl said! Yeah! (Sorry, nothing more constructive to add, but I couldn’t let the comment opportunity pass me by…)

  9. Sunidesus says:

    This is kinda off topic, but your title just made me laugh.

    My dad is a pastor and ever since he saw that movie he has threatened to do that at my wedding! (of course that would require a guy first, but who’s counting?) I told him that I would smack him in front of the entire church if he did.

  10. rha says:

    I ahve a princess bride quote on the top o my page…your so cool.
    “Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.” William Goldman, “The Princess Bride”

  11. Da Goddess says:

    Where the hell am I in that mix, eh?

  12. Dania says:

    how about helping out family? Kick some of that dough over here would ya? 😉

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