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Les mentioned the Onion article Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory, and he said that ***Dave wondered if we’d see it reported as real news soon. So, I went looking.
I didn’t find any “real” news articles on IF Theory, but I did stumble across a sarcastic blog entry at Pharyngula, where the comments section has been taken over by militant, pirate-clad Pastafarians.
What is a Pastafarian? Why, a follower of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, of course.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster. All praise his noodly goodness. RAmen.
I am soooo psyched! Now I can stop being a Heathen, as I have found my way.
Heretofor, I shall now proudly proclaim myself to be a Pastafarian! Yea, verily.
🙂
Obviously, a heaven where there is a stripper factory and a beer volcano is my kind of place. I am so all over this.
Where are the pirates, dammit?
I firmly believe that you are one of the wittiest writers on the internet today.
Ramen.
I can’t stand it!!!!!
Thank you. Please don’t ever die. Write more frequently. Be obsequious purple and clairvoyent. (And I bet you know where that last one came from, too.)
No applause. Just throw money.
The scoop would be if you found a NON-sarcastic entry about ID/IF at Pharyngula. That comments section is always enlightening.
BWAHAHahahaahhaaaa … “Intelligent Falling” !!