Birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. Oh yeah.
Highlights:
- Sitting next to a quartet of giggly
girlsyoung women, listening to their tales of love-life woe, when one of them says, “Like, it’s so inexplicable I can’t even explain it.” - Finding out that the same girls are celebrating a birthday and having the waitstaff sing an annoying happy birthday song.
- Having the wife threaten me with a knife for suggesting that I tell said waitstaff that it’s her birthday, too.
- Getting the worst coffee ever made since some guy in Peru drank a cup of water from a pot into which someone accidentally dropped a handful of strange beans and spent the next two days running around with his loincloth on his head yelling (in Inca, of course), “I am the Great Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!”
- Making a joke about screaming in terror if the waiter asks, “Do you want more coffee?”
- Cleaning the spewed coffee off the my glasses when said waiter indeed asks that very thing.
And, of course, cheeeeeeeeeesecake….
That sounds like a great evening. 🙂 I hope the R family enjoys the rest of their day.
Liar! At no time were you ever in danger of wearing my coffee! My spewage control skills are legendary….they have to be with you around!
The mind reels………..
Best. Food. Ever. Inexplicable, even.
We had the pleasure of visiting the Cheesecake Factory last summer in Columbus. It was really, really excellent food. The cheesecake was to die for. Yum!
I hope your wife had a wonderful birthday! 🙂