Monday Mission

– – – > PromoGuy.net Presents: Monday Mission 2.30

This is my first Monday Mission. I’m not sure if this is going to be very good, but here goes:

1. What is your favorite snack food? Does anyone you know have weird tastes in snacks?
Sour Cream and Onion potato chips. No odd things, really, though it brings up the whole “what kind of crap did you eat when you were a kid?” deal–ketchup and bologna sandwiches…with potato chips…ew….

2. Ever caught yourself saying “well it can’t get any worse” and it does? What’s the story there?
No. It can always get worse.

3. I have a super-short attention span, and it always was my downfall in school, especially math class. What’s your attention span like and how has it served you?
My attention span is just…oooh, look at that! What were you saying?

4. Do you believe in the existence of extra-terrestrials?
No. We have enough terrestrials. We don’t need any extra.

5. What do you think of the whole “crop circles” phenomenon?
I believe in CRAP circles. Is that close enough?

6. Ever had a time where you begin visiting with someone you don’t know all that well and just find you “click” like long lost pals? Tell me about how that came to happen, and who was it? What kind of things do you have in common?
That happened when I moved to Florida for my new job (8 years ago). I instantly hit it off with everyone here…including Sgt. Grump.

7. When I was at the cemetery a few weeks ago, I began to recall my Dad’s funeral so many years ago. It is so vivid, sitting there in the family room as his friends passed by and paid their respects, the music, his face, the tears. What funeral do you remember most vividly?
Both my parents and in-laws passed away within the last five years, so those are still pretty sore. My great-grandmother’s funeral from 1974 will stick with me for a long time.

BONUS: How can I forget you, girl?
If I can’t have you, I don’t want nobody, baby.