I’m not one to apologize for not writing in his blog, but in case you were wondering where the hell I were, I thought I might at least say something. Like, for example, I might tell you that I am headed to Nashville for our company’s annual client conference. The highlight of the trip, of course, will be the chance to meet Busy Mom live and in person. (Aye, the air will hang heavy with puns that night, I tell ye. The very walls will melt from the 12-year-old humor that will be flying aboot. I think the White House is pressuring Tom Ridge to raise the terror alert for this.)
If you weren’t wondering where the hell I were, I’m damned proud of you. You finally have a life. Good going.
You were gone?
[ducking]
Now while I’m sure that your visit will be “a” highlight of your trip, I know you well enough to know that you’ll probably be making some other visits while you’re there. At least you’d better… (Don’t tell me about going there to work. Sheesh.)
So do tell us how Grand the Old Opry is, won’tcha?
Actually, I’ve been there a couple of times. We used to have a customer there. But I haven’t been in a while. Did you know they closed down Opryland and turned it into a MALL???
“Did you know they closed down Opryland and turned it into a MALL???”
…you’re not serious, are you?
Yes, I am. It’s called Opry Mills now.
I’m wondering who the hell you are and what are you doing with my towel?!?
One more day!!
ok, somebody grab the toilet paper, i’ll bring the eggs! quickly before he gets back…
I’m jealous.
Have a great time.
I see from BusyMom’s blog that you are coming to my fair city. And now I have checked out your blog and have liked it and have added it to my favorites. (I’ve really got to stop adding to my favorites like that. This is really becoming time consuming.)
Well, have a good time and if you stay at my hotel, please tip your bellmen generously. We might be blogging about you. 😉
On an unrelated note, I see your Tom Ridge reference. My dad, who is not a conspiracy theorist, believes that the innocent but lost small plane which grabbed headlines the other day for flying too close to the White House, was actually a White House approved event to keep the “terror alert/Tom Ridge” story off of the front pages. Hmmm…
Mike in Nashville
How cool is that?
Now I know I really have to get my ass to our next Metrobloggers meeting. BusyMom got to meet you before I did -and you and I live in the same city!
[sheepishly walks away…]