Nation Building in Our Back Yard

Since we’ve let the genie out of the bottle and no longer have a problem with forcing regime change, I think it’s time to Invade Canada.

Think of all the cool stuff (get it? “cool” stuff?) we could plunder. There’s… um… and then there’s… OK, so I’ll get back to you on that. But, still, I think it’s gotta be worth something on eBay.

Let’s do it before the Russians beat us to it!

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7 Responses to Nation Building in Our Back Yard

  1. kat says:

    We could plunder all their cheap drugs. 😉

  2. Ric The Schmuck says:

    And the beer, eh?

  3. Bill says:

    Hey! Don’t make me come down there and box your ears, young man.

  4. Ric The Schmuck says:

    “Here” isn’t too far away…. Hell, technically I could be further north than you are, depending… As fer Solly, well, he did go and become one of them flat-landers, so you would have to “go south”

  5. Bill says:

    Yeah, I know where Solonor lives. Oh yes indeedy I do. And south he is.

    Besides, “down there” is the metaphorical coming down the stairs, you know, when you did something bad in the kitchen that was loud enough that your mom heard it from upstairs and had to come down and whup ya.

  6. Ric The Schmuck says:

    I, however, get to use the reverse with my kids…
    “Don’t make me come up there!” after I’ve put them in bed for the 6th or 7th time….

  7. domino says:

    While we’re at it, let’s just take over Mexico and Cuba too. Invading Mexico will prevent all the illegals from coming over the border, since the border will come over them. Invading Cuba will finally just get that idiot Castro out of power and let us get back on friendly terms with the people of Cuba again. Ya, let’s add two more stars to the flag.

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