There is something disturbing about coming home and seeing your underwear in the trash.
What does it mean? Was Goodwill closed? Were they that toxic? Did I do something so unspeakably wrong that her only recourse was to toss my shorts? Is she throwing me out one undergarment at a time?
Being the sort of guy who doesn’t like to have such things hanging over his head, I confronted my spouse.
SHE: They were holey.
ME: Well, if they were holy, then how could you treat them so?
SHE: *sigh* Because that’s where they belonged.
ME: What? Next you’ll tell me you burned the Bible!
SHE: Not holy! HOLE. EEEEEE.
ME: Well, are they or aren’t they?
SHE: You have a nice clean stack of underwear on the bed.
ME: Are any of them holy?
SHE: No.
ME: So! Swapping my sacred shorts for unholy underpants.
SHE: I hate you.
ME: I can see that.
Sounds like a discussion my husband would have with me. *thwap*. I just flicked you, Old Man.
We’d always tease my dad when he wore his hol(e)y socks to church. Asked him if it made him a better preacher or something.
If they were out where you could find them, how many of your neighbors saw your sacred boxers before you found them? *shudders*
Random rumblings on a Sunday morning
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Yeah, thanks for making me picture your underwear. I so didn’t need that this early in the morning.
Worse yet I have visions of them hanging over his head.
Uhhh…at least she through them out cause they were HOLE EEE..wait, why am I sitting here typing about your underwear? I bet they’re tighty-whities eh? lmao
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