I would appreciate it if you would stop falling down.
I understand that the bathtub is slippery, so I’ll excuse that one (just try not to crack your head open when no one is home, m’kay?). But did you have to have your ankle go out from under you for no apparent reason, leaving you to crash to the parking lot asphalt like you’d just had a seizure of some kind? And in front of several co-workers and an oncoming car?? Pardon me, but that’s just stupid.
Thanks for listening. Hey, at least you still have your hearing… for now…