Oy Vey!

Posted on June 12, 2003 by Solonor

It was about the time that we were considering quitting church that our whole family took this little Belief-O-Matic test to see which flavor of worship we ought to be practising. I think I came out as a Liberal Quaker a year or so ago, though we never published the results. So, let’s see how we come out now…


1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
4. Neo-Pagan (89%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
6. Bah

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13 Responses to Oy Vey!

  1. Scott says:
    June 12, 2003 at 8:09 am

    Lookit you! Neo-Pagan at 89%, baby!

    I wasn’t surprised to see a strong Eastern leaning among my top ten.

  2. Kim says:
    June 12, 2003 at 10:03 am

    Solonor, you scored higher for neo-pagan than I did. I was only 86%.

  3. Maria says:
    June 12, 2003 at 11:06 am

    I didn’t take the test, because if I even have 1% Jehovah’s Witness in me, I won’t be able to sleep at night!! *lol* ;o)

  4. Brian says:
    June 12, 2003 at 12:04 pm

    What’s a nice Jewish boy like you doing with a blog like this?

  5. agnostabran says:
    June 12, 2003 at 2:11 pm

    surprise surprise! my number one was “nontheist.” imagine that.

  6. agnostabran says:
    June 12, 2003 at 2:12 pm

    i was relieved that LDS/Mormonism did not appear on my list. i checked it; twice.

  7. agnostabran says:
    June 12, 2003 at 2:15 pm

    i just realized how bitter and unaccepting my last two comments were. should an LDS person read my comment, he or she might see my remark as a completely unwarranted dose of troll-istic Mo bashing.

    hrm. though i don’t recind, i still feel apologetic. ok Sol i’ll quit spamming your comments, now.

  8. Domino says:
    June 12, 2003 at 2:19 pm

    I took the test and LDS appeared THIRD. I got very scared, but I took drugs and all was well.

    1. Bah

  9. Lambchop says:
    June 12, 2003 at 3:52 pm

    I took this a while ago. Ended up with Universal Unitarianism and Secular humanism as my top two at 100% and 99% respectively. Reform Judaism, which is how I was raised, came in somewhere around 8th.

    All of which pretty much assures that I’m a heathen.

  10. Ric The Schmuck says:
    June 12, 2003 at 4:33 pm

    I was shooting for Heathen and look what I got…
    1) Unitarian Universalism 100%
    2) Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants 96%
    3) Liberal Quakers 92%
    4) Secular Humanism 91%
    5) Neo-Pagan 78%
    I’m so ashamed… look whats happened to me! 🙂

  11. brandelion says:
    June 13, 2003 at 9:13 am

    Unitarian Universalism and Secular Humanism appeared on my list as well. however, though i was given a list of at least 20 religious sects to choose from, i do not feel it necessary to actually pick one and be it. i think i’ll be them all. nontheist, unitarian, scientologist…as i’ve said before, i am Alpha and Omega, baby.

  12. Solonor says:
    June 13, 2003 at 9:32 am

    Bah. You’re the whole frickin’ Greek alphabet, baby! (Except for Omicron. We hateses Omicron.)

  13. Pepperkat says:
    June 19, 2003 at 12:39 am

    1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
    2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
    3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
    4. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
    5. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
    Liberal? .:snicker:.

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