Post ‘rents Weekend Update

Got back Sunday afternoon from spending the weekend in Tallahassee visiting the youngest. The three stay-at-home Nortons drove up to FSU for parents’ weekend with Miss Adventure. We got to see the circus and pal around with the college crowd for a couple of days.

Overall, she’s doing pretty good. Homesick. Worried that she’s “wasting money” and conflicted about quitting her crappy job (her brother we talked her into going for it). But basically all is well in Pepperkat Land.

Since I’ve been back, I’ve had one thing or another every night at church (thus the break in posting). Friday night is the ultimate “take one for the team”–a Halloween overnight with the Youth Group. It will be fun, because they’re a good group of kids (and we have a DVD player and a buttload of games), but I haven’t tried to stay up for 24 hours in a long time. I’m sure I’ll fail, and then I’ll wake up with my fingernails painted flourescent green or something.

Maybe I should just pick out a more flattering color ahead of time.

OOH! And I voted Monday. It’s almost over! Yay!

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Ballotpedia is my new best friend

Hey! Didja know there’s more than just that terr’rist and the old guy running for something or other in November? It’s true! There’s also like a bazillion state ballot initiatives, constitutional amendments, referendums and demands for pie. Mmm…pie…

Wanna know which ones are in your state? (This assumes you live in a state that gets no TV reception and have not been bombarded senseless by Jim and Jane “Real Concerned Citizen”™ harping on how putting your inky black X or pressing your Big Mac-stained forefinger on a peril-sensitive touch screen in just the right spot (or not) will end civilization as we know it!)

Enter Ballotpedia.

Now, all I have to do is remember my middle school geography, and after clicking on two or three places that might be my state, voila! I now know that Florida has six ballot initiatives left out of the original nine (three were pulled off by courts).

Amendment 1 would remove language from the constitution that allows the Legislature to prohibit aliens from owning property. Stupid Martians. Always wanting a piece of the Everglades. I vote NO!

Amendment 2 would ban same-sex marriage. Actually, it says “no legal union that is treated as marriage or the substantial equivalent thereof shall be valid or recognized”…meaning even non-same sex partners who are legally shacking up would lose their benefits. Hey, just because they’re not the same sex, it doesn’t mean they’re not gay. I vote YES!

Amendment 3 would make it such that property improvements wouldn’t affect its taxable value. That sounds dumb, but when you live in a really windy state (where they call the wind Hurricane Mariah and stuff), encouraging people to add hurricane and flood protection is probably a smart idea. Of course, that also wouldn’t stop me from adding some bling to my 115-room mansion in West Palm and dodging the tax increase. Woo! I vote YES!

Amendment 4 would make land that is under perpetual conservation protection exempt from property taxes. Damned hippies. I vote NO!

Amendment 6 would make waterfront land be assessed for taxes based upon its current use. So, just because I use my beach front property for a members-only casino and strip club, I gotta pay more taxes than a public dock or fishing zone? I vote NO!

Amendment 8 would require the Legislature to authorize local option sales tax levies to go for community colleges. Yes, that’s right. Community colleges. Like we need more of those. I vote NO!

So, you see this is a great way to figure out ahead of time where to make your mark. It might even make it through the machines all the way to the giant head that makes all our decisions for us. Who knows? You might even make it change its mind on something!

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Missed it by that much…

Not too sad about the Sox loss last night. They didn’t beat themselves. Tampa beat them.

They had their shots…especially the pop-up by Pedroia where he just missed a homer, and you can’t ask for much more than bases-loaded in the 8th with J.D. Drew at the plate (though I’d rather have seen him strike out honestly than with a stupid check swing). But they couldn’t cash in, and the Rays were just that good.

I will say that this is the first time since the trade that I actually missed Manny.

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Should we tell him about the golden calf idol?

I love the people in our church. Especially the choir.

Our pastor and organist were gone last week, and we had guests in their places. This week as we gathered outside the sanctuary to get ready to go in for the service, the pastor asked me how it went last week. I said, “Fine…a few people got up and left when we started praying to Satan, but other than that…”

This opened the floodgates for the rest of the wise-asses in the bass section.

“Yeah, the sacrifice got kinda messy.”
“Maybe we should have put a tarp down.”
“It wasn’t that so much as the smell.”
“The kids loved it, though.”

He just rolled his eyes and continued with our ritual of a little prayer before going in. As is usual in these circumstances, he added a pause and heavy sigh after saying “God…” (which always elicits giggling from us juveniles).

What made it really funny, though, was when we sat down and our organist launched into Bach’s Toccata in D-minor for the prelude.

You may not know it by name, but you’ll know it when you hear it. Trust me.

Just watch this amazing video of it being played by Karl Richter:

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I don’t want to go on the cart…

MO. MEN. TUM.

Go Sox!

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One down. Two to go.

Yes, I’ll be happy for the lovable Joe Maddon and his kids to make it to the World Series. Next year.

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Free at last! Free at last!

No more debates! Wheeeee!!!

All I got out of this last one was that somehow Obama = Hoover, and McCain is violently opposed to those damned Republicans that have been running the place the last 8 years.

Oh, you know what else? Bill Ayers (that “old, washed-up terrorist” that McCain doesn’t care about) was a member of the Weather Underground, which got its name from Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues (“You don’t need a weather man to know which way the wind blows”). And Solonor’s Inkwell got its name from the same song (“Get sick, get well, hang around a ink well”)! Ergo ipso facto, Solonor pals around with terrorists! Eep! I knew that Commie bastard was up to no good!

Look out kid
You’re gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin’ for a new fool
Don’t follow leaders
Watch the parkin’ meters

Indeed.

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Campbell Brown: A marshmallow in the middle of a media cowpatty

Every time some yahoo raises the “Obama is a Muslim!” or “He’s an Arab!” argument like they’re some legitimate debating points instead of racist fearmongering, my first reaction isn’t “No, he’s not.” My first reaction is: “and…your point is…?”

Finally, someone in the media has stepped up to the plate and said it, though. CNN’s Campbell Brown:

So what if Obama was Arab or Muslim? So what if John McCain was Arab or Muslim? Would it matter?

When did that become a disqualifier for higher office in our country? When did Arab and Muslim become dirty words? The equivalent of dishonorable or radical?

Whenever this gets raised, the implication is that there is something wrong with being an Arab-American or a Muslim. And the media is complicit here, too.

We’ve all been too quick to accept the idea that calling someone Muslim is a slur.

I feel like I am stating the obvious here, but apparently it needs to be said: There is a difference between radical Muslims who support jihad against America and Muslims who want to practice their religion freely and have normal lives like anyone else.

There are more than 1.2 million Arab-Americans and about 7 million Muslim-Americans, former Cabinet secretaries, members of Congress, successful business people, normal average Americans from all walks of life.

In fact, I kinda get pissed off at Obama himself for not snapping right back at the questioner with a big “So the hell what?”

Of course, no one actually says these things to his face, and he couldn’t snap like that anyway, because he actually wants to get elected. But Obama has actually stepped up and said it (in a bit more elegant fashion).

I went looking for instances where Obama said, “So the hell what?” on this Muslim crap. What I found was that one of his best statements on the subject of religion and politics was his Call to Renewal Keynote Address. A good chunk of it is all over the YouTubes. And, guess what? The only one that doesn’t use it as a bigoted anti-Obama rant is the post by the Obama campaign itself. All the others I found played this exact same video (or selected portions of it) as examples of how much Obama hates the Bible, Jesus, Christians, religion, or in one case, the Department of Defense!

Oh. My. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just listen to that raving lunatic! Can we afford rational discourse where all religions (or lack thereof) are treated with respect?

Let’s hope so.

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If it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

Did you know: you can’t spell “asshole” without “Stossel”? It’s true!

John Stossel in one of his annoyingly smug 20/20 pieces suggests that young people are too stupid to vote. You can watch the whole thing here.

While I don’t disagree with the fact that there are a lot of dumb people with voter registration cards in their pockets, it’s interesting that Stossel reaches the conclusion that it is the civic duty of young, uninformed voters to refrain from voting. Not that they should, ya know, learn something and then go vote. Just that they shouldn’t vote. (It’s especially interesting when you realize that Stossel’s writings naturally lead you to the conclusion that his voting preferences would be a bit further to the right than most of the young folks interviewed.)

Of course, we’ll ignore the fact that the video was slanted to make sure the kids looked dumber than they were…

Indeed, the show’s one producer got into an argument with one young voter when the producer tried to say that the length of single term for a congressional representative was four years. The “young and dumb” voter had the correct answer of two years.

So, excellent job ABC. You’ve teed it up nicely for an Obama victory: “He only won because of those stupid kids.”

Thank teh YouTubes, there’s a Bizarro Stossel version of the same video:

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Not pan…not megapan…it’s GIGAPAN!

Here’s some cool diversiony goodnes: GigaPan

These are awesome panoramas made up of hundreds (or thousands) of individual close-up photos stitched together. So, while you can see the entire Back Bay of Boston in a panoramic view, you can zoom in to the extreme and see, oh, I dunno…Waldo?

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