My little Branamuffin is all set to die now.
Her tombstone is getting engraved. Music Director Su(zi)e has The Jam, Deep Purple, “Disco Inferno,” “Ashes to Ashes” and (of course) “Spirit in the Sky” ready. And I have just stolen written an epic eulogy.
Now, if she’d just hurry up and kick it, we could get this party started.
If she so much as has a cold in the next few weeks, I am going to feel sooo guilty.
you seriously need to stop posting about me, sol. nobody ever comments. i’m like static cling…annoying and unnecessary.
I went and checked it out, but since I’m from meatspace I never know what’s going on…
The eulogy is great, but I’m scared she’ll, you know, get a zit or something, and it’ll be all our fault.