Apparently, someone’s gone to an awful lot of trouble to create a new d20 source book called the Book of Erotic Fantasy. Yes, it’s the Dungeons and Dragons guide to sex.
There are rules for “special skills” and “feats” and a look at how various races and alignments view sex. It actually looks like it’s a very well done tome. But, as the reviewer put it: “There’s a reason why many people don’t include these issues in their roleplaying experience – some of the material seems awkward to bring into a game, especially depending on maturity level.”
I mentioned it to the Mrs. She’s always been a member of our little gaming groups, and she’s far more mature than I am. And even she couldn’t resist:
What’s your saving throw vs. STD’s?
Yeah, baby! A critical hit…ohhhh yeaaahhh…
Oooh a fumble… that’s gotta hurt!
You want me to do what? With an orc?!
Is that your bastard sword, or are you just happy to see me?
That’s some racial ability you got there…
Actually, come to think of it, all you folks fantasizing about Legolas and Frodo might be able to make use of this thing. It could be just the ticket for those folks that like to role-play without dice. Not that I’ve ever heard of anyone doing that. I’m just sayin’…