Snarkfest ’03

It’s Friday. I don’t feel like working. I feel like picking on people who don’t deserve it. If I haven’t gotten to you yet, please, be patient. Solly loves you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

The Baron of the Blogisphere!

The Amityville Horror!

My Barmaid! Make it Guinness next round, okay?

The Patron Saint of the Internet!

!tenretnI eht fo zziF gnilkciT-esoN ehT

The Dark Mistress of the Blogosphere!

The Gray Panther of the Internet! OK, so I am dead for that one, but read the post first.

Some Schmuck Without A Blog!

The Man-Finder of the Web! Sorry, she prefers Your Source of Hot Man-Fur on the Web!

Your Internet Smut Merchant!

The Fred Sanford of the Blogisphere!

The Engineer of the World Wide Web!

The Romantic of the Blogonetasphere!

The Wart-That-Looks-Like-Elvis of the Blogosphere!

The Packrat of the Web!

The Steve Miller of the Blogiverse!

The Weather Girl of the Web!

The Busby Berkeley of the Internet!

The New President of the Shania Twain Fan Club

The Jailer of the Bloggernet!

The Bawls of the Blogosphere! It’s a hyper-caffeinated drink, Maria. Really. Not that you still won’t kill me.

The Steve Irwin of the Web!

The Ninja Monkey of the Blogisphere!

The Trompe L’Oeil of the Internet!

The Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether or Michelle Pfeiffer of the Web!

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20 Responses to Snarkfest ’03

  1. Tracy says:

    BRING IT ON, BABY!!!! 😉

  2. Scott says:

    Hey, that’s a nifty title there. Thanks!

    Oh, was I supposed to not like this? ;p

  3. Scott says:

    Oh, I worry when Tracy says, “Bring it on!”

    Last time she said that we ended up with a snowball fight that lasted for days.

  4. Bill says:

    Great, now I have something painful to look forward to today.
    Oh, wait, you said people who don’t deserve it, so I should be fine. hehe.

  5. gnome-girl says:

    that’s what they all say man 🙂


  6. brantastic says:

    all i could think of was ‘plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is’ when i saw that.


  7. Ric The Schmuck says:

    We are not scared. (Even if you do posses incriminating photographic evidence of a legendarily bad garage bands existence.)
    Solly want a cracker?
    (I don’t feel like working either!)

  8. GeekGrrl says:

    The Man-Finder? The Man-Finder??? You call that… that… thing a man??

    hmm… Maybe I should start a dating service. 😉

  9. GeekGrrl says:


    Man fur. That’s much better… Especially when you consider that all men are animals. ;P

  10. Bill says:

    Hmmm… so I guess I am chopped liver, hunh?

  11. Les says:

    Someone hit me with a stupid stick or something. I’m not sure whether to be flattered or insulted. 🙂

  12. LOL! Smut merchant? I hovered over it and it’s ME! Love you 😉

  13. Snarkfest ’03? I got yer Snarkfest right here!

    So this crazy half elf who goes by the name of Solonor had a boring day, today. He decided to

  14. Brian Peace says:

    Well, after spending over an hour trying to figure out who Busby Berkeley is and how I had the epithet The Busby Berkeley of the Internet attached to my name, I still am not sure whether to take this as a compliment or not.

  15. Gretchen says:

    Ah, so THAT’s what you meant by a bad day to post what I did. 😉

    Now back in your cell! Assume the position, minion! *whip crack*

  16. Annessa says:

    I’ll be seeing you after school young man. I expect you to bring your homework, or else you’ll be writing essays in my detention!

  17. kd says:

    hey, the grey panthers are cool, man! i personally intend to become a very crotchety old woman, i won’t hesitate to whack taco bell managers with my cane if they sass me back when i want my soda!

  18. Chari says:

    Ah yes, star of the hit show, The Armadillo Hunter. That’s me… puh. 🙂

  19. What is in a name?

    Solonor has not only named me “The Busby Berkeley of the Internet!” due to this post, he has also shown

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