I think I’m ready for the beach.
Folding chair? CHECK!
Towel? CHECK!
Sunscreen (SPF 2000)? CHECK!
Book bag? CHECK!
Peril-sensitive sunglasses to protect me from the Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries? CHECK!
I think I’m ready for the beach.
Folding chair? CHECK!
Towel? CHECK!
Sunscreen (SPF 2000)? CHECK!
Book bag? CHECK!
Peril-sensitive sunglasses to protect me from the Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries? CHECK!
Wow! Of COURSE those are dangerous books. A good third of them require THINKING, andseveral of them fly straight in the face of conservative pseudochristian thought! And some of them are about *gasp* SEX.
Yer gonna be a busy boy at the beach, Solly!
Um, Solly it’s too late.
Since you live near such dens of inquity; slather oil on bare skin; and, dance around nearly naked in the hot sun…
you already have the Mark of the Beach on you.
P.S. Send pictures!
I must read some of these naughty books – thanks for the link!