Texass bound

Well, I’m off to the Lone Star State until Sunday.

While I’m gone, keep the fort secured from attack. Don’t let any aliens across the border. Make sure another blog doesn’t develop any nukes. Uphold the sanctity of marriage. Enjoy your tax cuts and deficits.

(Just practicing my Texas phraseology. Never know when I’ll run into the Prez or something over there.)

Oops! Forgot one: DON’T SHOOT!

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10 Responses to Texass bound

  1. Scott says:

    Mr. Solonor, our intelligence resources report that your blog is very close to developing nuclear weapons.

    You will cease all activities and allow for our blog inspectors to thoroughly investigate every nook and cranny of your site until such a time as they are satisfied that no nuclear weapons or weapons-grade material or equipment exists.

    Kind regards,


  2. Jules says:

    if you DO run into him, please ever so politely blow your nose on him for me.


  3. geeky says:

    dont forget your cowboy boots!

  4. bran says:

    don’t forget your fringy shirt and bolo ties, either.

  5. jcwinnie says:

    Dang, boy, I’m glad you said something then. I almost mistook you for a Ruffled Grouse.

  6. And your belt buckle, the one the size of a dinner plate.

  7. Ric The Schmuck says:

    You start developing nukes here and you’ll attract the attention of a particular anti-nuke lobbyist in DC…. And who knows what kind of smackdown he’ll lay on your butt? 🙂

    Have a lovely time in Tex-ass. They say everythings bigger there. Which explains a lot, considering how Dubbya has been for us all.

  8. cassie-b says:

    Have a wonderful time. I just love Texas, and haven’t been there in years.

    And if you do see the President, tell him I’d like to talk to him.


  9. mikey says:

    If you see any good looking Brokeback cowboys there, send them my way!!!

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