ME (asking my daughter why we were packing up a van full of crap for her yard sale at 9am on Saturday): You done missed the prime early birds, girl.
HER: Look, I carted all this junk out to include in the yard sale by myself, because someone was too busy with his little online friends.
ME: Hey, I was doing work for the Lord!
HER: Yeah, right. The Lord of the Rings!
ME: Exactly. 🙂
you’re providing a valuable service to the citizens of M.E., killing off the big mean nasties so the little Hobbit children can run free. surely, there’s nobility in that?
kinda terrifying when the youngins know right where to hit ya, ain’t it?