I noticed a lot of people have been putting quotes on their blogs from their fans. Some even have a nice little random quote generator to display them. So, I thought, “What the hell. I’ll ask my friends to come up with some quotes for me.” Here’s what they came up with:
“Leave me alone.” – Sgt. Grump
“What a blogwhore!” – Gnome-Girl
“You’ve got questions? We’ve got answers!” – Ric the Schmuck
“Yeah, enough tequila, I’d do him.” – Michele
“Yeah, enough tequila, I’d do him.” – wKen
“You’re not asking me, are you? It’s because I’m…you know…” – JustAGirl
“Bite me, jerk!” – Statia
“Solonor. That’s a girl’s name.” – Domino
“I’ll tell you where you can stick that microphone.” – Sekimori
“Funnier than Dave Barry… Hey! Who the f*ck wrote this?” – Dave Barry
“Better than a benefit mudbog at polecat hollow!” – Cableman
“Eyes up here, mister!” – Da Goddess
“Dad, stop spending my allowance on Robyn!” – Pepperkat
“Dad, stop spending my allowance on Robyn!” – Kat
“Dad, stop spending my college money on Robyn.” – Theresa
“Keep the presents coming, bub, and no one will find out about your little secret.” – Robyn
“Isn’t he dead?” – Bigwig
“60 points.” – Laurence
“More Wil Wheaton than you.” – D
“I turned him into a newt!” – Muse
“At least the little snozberry can frickin’ count!” – Mr. Gretchen
“It’s like my site. Only less hairy.” – Dave
“It’s like my site. Only bad.” – Jack
“I kept giving him the finger, but he wouldn’t leave!” – -e-
“A model patient. When he wants to be.” – Crazy Tracy
“Braaaains!” – Hoopty
“He stole my crazy act. Bread and I will deal with him later.” – Geekman
“I hate this fucking shit. Grow up, mate.” – Mordant
“Just not pink enough.” – Christine of Colormepink!
“Just not nude enough. Thank God.” – Kat
“Funny. Like PMS.” – Christine of Big Pink Cookies
“It’s BEAR. B-E-A-R. Not BEER! Go away.” – NZ Bear
“Did somebody say cookies and beer?” – Dragonleg
“So evil, a goose must have made it.” – Brian Kane
“Well, he’s no hobbit.” – Andrea
“What am I? Chopped liver?” – Bill
“I’ll be back.” – Dick
I never said anything like that! It’s probably true, but I never said it.
wow, am I that predictable? :oP
I was talking about wKen when I said that.
Puh-lease do not confuse Ric The Schmuck with some poor retail slob. I keep him buried deep inside my poor tortured psyche….
Personally, I like “beer and cookies!”
lol, people wuv you dahling 🙂
yes I stand by that quote man!!! but I love ya even still 🙂
He may be evil, but not as evil as me. Or as stupid. Or as much of a bastard. Hell, skip Solonor and go to the original: Stupid Evil Bastard.
😉
Feh, you don’t even bother to quote my own post regarding your snarkfest.
Feh, I say! Feh!
I’ll never teeeeeelllllll…
Its so full of Wil Wheatony-goodness, its fit to burst at the seams. At the seams I say! Bwahahahaha!