Threat Level: Blue and White?

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – New York Giants football practice was delayed nearly two hours today (11/19) after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Fassel immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Really. Insert your own team… *cough*Tampa*cough*

[ via a post on the ESPN Message Boards ]
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5 Responses to Threat Level: Blue and White?

  1. Busy Mom says:

    That is hilarious!!

  2. Scott says:

    [snicker] Good one!

  3. michele says:

    Heh heh. I’ll try that one with the Jets and tell it to my father.

    And then I’ll be cut out of the will. Again.

  4. GeekMan says:

    But, isn’t that the same white substance found on their own goal line? You know, the one they’re always sitting on trying to defend…?

  5. Linkmeister says:

    It, um, works for college teams as well (Arizona, you listenin’?).

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