Whining 101

“There is purpose in pain,
Otherwise it were devilish.” – Lord Lytton

It hurts my heart not to be in this week’s Sir Bigwig doth leave me agape at the roadside, whilst the parade of paramount pundits produce prose more perfect and plenty than my paltry pen could provide. Period.

You just wait, cruel world, I shall soon return to the light–the sword of silliness in my left hand and the shield of insanity in my right. I shall be a force unstoppable by the mundane masses, unyielding in my quest to prove to the entire world that Solonor Rasreth is a force to be reckoned with. I reckon.

Until then, go read the other guys, wouldya? Thanks.

Update: This is my Emily Litella impression.

‘twould seem it were all a horrible nightmare. Apparently, there was a gap in tapes where my post should have been. It’s all better now. Those responsible have been sacked.

It was a pretty good pout though, I thought.

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One Response to Whining 101

  1. Ric The Schmuck says:

    there you go with the pouting again 🙂
    never mind

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