Riding around this weekend, somehow, my evil spawn got it into their heads to have theme weddings. Pepperkat wants to have a pirate wedding in full costume.
Arr, will ye take this here scallywag to be yer lawfully wedded… and so on and so forth… where’s the rum?! Arrr!
Whiny liked the idea, but suggested a combination pirate-ninja wedding. Friends of the bride being required to wear eyepatches and friends of the groom being required to appear silently from the shadows.
They also discussed finding a mate who would accept such a ceremony. Obviously, if he/she agrees too quickly, they’re desperate and should be dumped. If they don’t agree at all, they’re no fun and should be dumped.
Hmm… they may be on to something…