May Referrer Madness
Last month you saw what my heroes (the people that send traffic my way) looked like in costume. This month the Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window™ makes use of a neat new toy found at Gretchen’s place to set them up for a new series of TV shows on Fox.
Don’t worry. It will all make sense when the drugs kick in.
He’s a jaded zombie jungle king looking for ‘the Big One.’ She’s a chain-smoking foul-mouthed college professor with the power to bend men’s minds. They fight crime!
He’s a scarfaced vegetarian shaman possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She’s a cold-hearted antique-collecting single mother married to the Mob. They fight crime!
She’s a tortured streetsmart research scientist with a flame-thrower. She’s a one-legged white trash hairdresser with nothing left to lose. They fight crime!
She’s an oversexed bohemian dwarf with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. He’s a chain-smoking junkie safe cracker with his own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
She’s an old-fashioned albino farm girl haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. He’s a plucky archaeologist looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
She’s a shy day-dreaming jewel thief with a secret. He’s an elegant kleptomaniac bodyguard with a birthmark shaped like Liberty’s torch. They fight crime!
He’s a witless zombie cyborg from the ‘hood. She’s a plucky streetsmart museum curator who don’t take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
She’s an ungodly guitar-strumming gangster whom everyone believes is mad. He’s a virginal paranoid merman from a secret island off the coast of Spain. They fight crime!
He’s a benighted Republican ninja astronaut gone bad. She’s a mentally unstable cigar-chomping angel with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
He’s a genetically engineered umbrella-wielding werewolf on the wrong side of the law. She’s a cosmopolitan tempestuous Hell’s Angel descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
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