May Referrer Madness

Last month you saw what my heroes (the people that send traffic my way) looked like in costume. This month the Top 20 Sites From Which Nice People Came To Look At The Monkey In The Window™ makes use of a neat new toy found at Gretchen’s place to set them up for a new series of TV shows on Fox.

Don’t worry. It will all make sense when the drugs kick in.

He’s a jaded zombie jungle king looking for ‘the Big One.’ She’s a chain-smoking foul-mouthed college professor with the power to bend men’s minds. They fight crime!

He’s a scarfaced vegetarian shaman possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She’s a cold-hearted antique-collecting single mother married to the Mob. They fight crime!

She’s a tortured streetsmart research scientist with a flame-thrower. She’s a one-legged white trash hairdresser with nothing left to lose. They fight crime!

She’s an oversexed bohemian dwarf with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. He’s a chain-smoking junkie safe cracker with his own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

She’s an old-fashioned albino farm girl haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. He’s a plucky archaeologist looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

She’s a shy day-dreaming jewel thief with a secret. He’s an elegant kleptomaniac bodyguard with a birthmark shaped like Liberty’s torch. They fight crime!

He’s a witless zombie cyborg from the ‘hood. She’s a plucky streetsmart museum curator who don’t take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!

She’s an ungodly guitar-strumming gangster whom everyone believes is mad. He’s a virginal paranoid merman from a secret island off the coast of Spain. They fight crime!

He’s a benighted Republican ninja astronaut gone bad. She’s a mentally unstable cigar-chomping angel with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He’s a genetically engineered umbrella-wielding werewolf on the wrong side of the law. She’s a cosmopolitan tempestuous Hell’s Angel descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

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18 Responses to May Referrer Madness

  1. michele says:

    Well, you got the chain-smoking foul-mouthed part right.

    This was funny.

  2. Melissa says:

    Hey! I want to be “plucky and street smart”!! Robyn gets all the breaks. 😉

    At least I’m a tempestuous Harley-riding Wiccan. 😉

    I’m going to have to pimp you a lot, so I can be on your referral list again. I can’t wait to see what you do next month. 🙂

  3. Ric The schmuck says:

    Slow morning at your place, huh? 🙂
    fuuny stuff…

  4. Maria says:

    Too cute!! Have a wonderful Sunday!! :o)

  5. Your referral posts are always highly entertaining! 🙂

  6. theresa says:

    I’m not on the list this month! *Gasp* That whole working full-time thing really interferes with my blog reading.

  7. gnome-girl says:

    guess what my next research project is going to be???

    What exactly is Solonor’s brain made of and what is that icky green ooze spilling out of his ears?? 😛

    happy sunday you big squishy dork! 🙂

  8. dragonleg says:

    ….with a birthmark shaped like Liberty’s torch.
    Damn, boy, how’d you find that out?
    (Anyway, i’m not saying i do and i’m not saying i don’t. Thank you.)

  9. Busy_mom64 says:

    Hey, I’m taking medicine for that now… the cigars or the mental instability? Take your pick…

    Thanks for the nod, though!!!

  10. Dania says:

    ‘She’s an oversexed bohemian dwarf with a winning smile and a way with the ladies’

    I’m suddenly scared

  11. Scott says:

    Hmm. I dropped three places!

  12. Solonor says:

    It’s those uncanny insect powers. They give me the creeps!

  13. Scott says:

    Feh! And it was only two places, but still!

  14. dude. i made your list this month. and i fight crime!

  15. Solonor says:

    Originally, you fought tooth decay, but I gave you an upgrade. (No, I don’t know what that means either.)

  16. Gretchen says:

    Heh… ’bout time I noticed this! 😉 I applaud your characterizations of the bloggers. Couldn’t imagine what made you give me the farm girl one. *hee hee*

  17. robyn says:

    Yeah, I’m with Gretchen. Where the hell was I? I’m assuming this all stems from Robyn vs. the Disney staff?

  18. Da Goddess says:

    I have TWO LEGS! I’m one-ARMED! It’s all in the details, darling.

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