A rubber chicken in every pot!

From a comment left by jcwinnie on the previous post:

“Perhaps the most elegant solution is to join a country that exists only in one

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17 Responses to A rubber chicken in every pot!

  1. jcwinnie says:

    Rasretherians? Bob Marley, where are you when we really need you?

  2. MJ says:

    That’s it – you’ve found me out. I’m actually a straight guy from Omaha. Not that there’s anything wrong being with Omaha! But hey, on Isla Solonoria who knows, if there’s enough beer I might be willing to experiment. In the meantime, getcher bloghand off my virtual ass man!

  3. Mike says:

    Rasrethia sounds so seductive….who wouldn’t want to live there.

  4. Solonor says:

    In Solonoria (which appropriately sounds like some sort of congenital brain defect), the beer shall flow like… um, well, beer… And straight men from Omaha will be celebrated for their sharp Nebraskan wit and fine midwestern buttocks.

  5. Busy Mom says:

    Do you have a nation over Nation States? Make it a reality: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/-1/

  6. Ric The Schmuck says:

    I can see that in order to be one of the cool kids, I have to start one of them durn bloggy-things, such that I can be “linked”.

    Oh woe is me, for the lack of a url. I feel so inadequate. Which is not an uncommon feeling.


  7. skits says:

    What about the kittens, Sol? WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPIES AND THE KITTENS??!!

    And, also, the bunnies need a place to live.

  8. GeekMan says:

    This was great! Wonderful and so true! I would love to join… wait a tick…

    I’m NOT gay?!

  9. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Is there going to be a Lee-vant in your Nation?

  10. jcwinnie says:

    Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh!

    Got to know how to pony
    Like Bony Maronie
    Mash potato, do the alligator
    Put your hand on your hips, yeah
    Let your backbone slip
    Do the Watusi
    Like my little Lucy
    Hey! Uh!

    Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
    I need somebody to help me say it one time
    (Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na )

    Wow! Uh! You know I feel alright! Huh! I feel pretty good y’all
    Uh! Huh!
    Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
    Come on y’all, let’s say it one more time
    (Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na )

    Playing, it is a habit
    With long tall Sally
    Twistin’ with Lucy
    Doin’ the Watusi
    Roll over on your back
    I like it like that
    Do that Jerk-uh
    Watch me work y’all
    Ow! Do it!
    Wow! Do it!
    Just watch me do it

    Aah help me
    Aah help me
    Aah help me
    Aah help me

    Land of a Thousand Dances — Wicked Pickett

  11. Scott says:

    Solonoria sounds like something you get treated for at the free clinic…

    Rasrethia sounds like urethra…

    But I’m there, dude, whatever you call it.

  12. Somewhat says:

    If you’ll allow cheese-eating surrender monkeys into Rasrethia, I’ll be straight there.

  13. picklejuice says:

    How about Picklejuiceistonia?


    How about Bannedforlifeistan?

    That doesn’t work, either?

    Hmmm…how about this: Beardotopia! See, cuz you have that whacktastic BEARD.

    Beard. Heh. You’ve got a beard. AND IT’S STUNNING!

    Nevermind all that – I’m banned, right? Plus I’m posting from work. FROM WORK! Which should be proof that I’m not drunk. NOT DRUNK!

  14. bran says:

    Satan is honored to have been invited to Solstantinople, despite his rotten, gutless, Independent qualities, though he would like to know: can he at least bring his Vote Fer Nader cotton briefs along? they’re his comfort items.

    me, i’m wondering how my blog got hijacked by this limelight-stealing, invite-snatching, rotten, gutless, (and don’t forget stinky!) husband of mine. ? it is a puzzlement. why did i give him access to my blog? why? *bangs head on wall*

  15. Ooshka says:

    Ooshka wakes, pounds on his ear, scratches his tail, makes a big stretch and shrugs. “That was some wild dream!”, he says to himself. “Catchy tune though”.

  16. Tracy says:

    What…you’re country has no insanity? No medication? I feel terribly left out.

  17. Solonor says:

    Bah! Insanity is just a state of mind.

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