A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected….
Meanwhile, today is June 16. Our 18th wedding anniversary was June 7. We just noticed that not only did we do nothing special to mark the occasion, but also that neither one of us even said, “Happy Anniversary” for 10 days.
I’m telling myself that this is because we are so blissfully happy that neither one of us felt the need to verbalize it.
Just in case, I’m hiding all the scissors.