According to Pepperkat, it’s because we’re senile.

via Susan:

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected….

Meanwhile, today is June 16. Our 18th wedding anniversary was June 7. We just noticed that not only did we do nothing special to mark the occasion, but also that neither one of us even said, “Happy Anniversary” for 10 days.

I’m telling myself that this is because we are so blissfully happy that neither one of us felt the need to verbalize it.

Just in case, I’m hiding all the scissors.

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11 Responses to According to Pepperkat, it’s because we’re senile.

  1. Kat says:

    Happy late anniversary. 🙂

  2. Somewhat says:

    Happy 18 years and a week and a half anniversary!

    Interesting research; personally I tend to go for the “rot in hell, you’ll never understand me, you think that having to shave every morning makes up for this?!!” types.

  3. Ric The Schmuck says:

    Happy Anniversary, baybee…

    And in case anyone forgets, Happy Birthday in another week and a half, Solly. Ya old fart.

    There. All that stuff accounted for.

  4. Lisa says:

    Happy belated anniversary to you both!

  5. Susan says:

    Happy Anniversary!

  6. Kim says:

    Happy anniversary!

    I would say “belated,” but if it took 10 days to say it to each other, I think I can leave that part out.

  7. Martie says:

    Happy Anniversary!

  8. Chari says:

    The only male I’m attracted to has boobies and the letters “fe” before male. Heh.

    Happy, happy anniversary!!!!

  9. BitterKat says:

    Feh, it’s only 18 years. You guys are saving your enthusiasm for the big 20.

    Are you allowed to vote in your marriage now?

    Happy Anniversary anyway (and check your mailbox for bitterness).

  10. domino says:

    Gee Whizz, 18 years! Congrads!

    …and man do I feel old!

  11. Busy Mom says:

    Happy Anniversary, you crazy kids!

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