Whiny rented one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. It’s called The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. It’s a spoof of the bad 50’s sci-fi movies, filmed in black-and-white (or “Skeletorama”) and filled with hilarious dialogue like this:
“I’m a scientist. I don’t believe in anything.”
“Sorry, sometimes my wife forgets that she is not an alien from outer space.”
“We take our horrible mutilations seriously around these parts!”
Not as much fun as finding a real cheesy movie, I suppose, but it was a fine cheese-like substitute.
But did Skeletor actually shoot it?
Velveeta: The Movie.