I thought of a ton of cute catch phrases this post-Election Day morning, as I stared with bloodshot eyes at the news of a completely Republican government:
“Teach a man to vote . . . and you’re obviously not in Florida.”
“It’s not a recession, it’s a chance to say ‘I told you so’.”
“People aren’t stupid. They’re suicidal.”
“When I said, ‘Vote Dumbass’ I didn’t mean you.”
“If you let morons vote, they will.”
And my personal favorite: “Crap.”
Welcome to the 50’s. That’s the last time a Republican president had a Republican House and Senate. Wither goest thou, Joe McCarthy?
Which segues right into this lovely little story from the files of Ashcroft and Co. Enjoy. And be a little more careful when you take out that Bradbury book next time.
exhuming McCarthy.
“crap.”
Well its off to Iraq many a good young man will go I am afraid…oh well…
We got our people elected here in NJ… wish the trend had continued throughout the states… war monger’s in complete control now… can I move to Canada???
Maybe just as a cruel joke we all ought to start checking out books on bomb making and porn en masse.
it’s a good thing i already own that Bradbury book and many others…
oh wait, did i just incriminate myself? Crap.